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This one really sucks. It's like...eww.

Title: Empty Conversations
Word Count: 1,001
Rating: PG
Characters: Naruto, Sasuke, and a few other...mentions. No pairing.
Summary: After Sakura makes a deal with Naruto, he follows Sasuke home to see where the other boy lives. Something unusual happens when Sasuke sits down for dinner, though.

“I got just what you like, mother.”"

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Right. Since bakkhos said that she would love her some drunk Itachi fic this Christmas, I wrote her some. And it's CRACK. So here you go bakkhos. I hope you can enjoy. Forgive any mistakes, I didn't have a lot of time to proof-read it before I had to leave.

Title: Saké Cup
Word count: 2,408
Characters/Pairing: Itachi, and the rest of Akatsuki. But no Orochimaru. I dun like him today.
Rating: Teen, for quite a bit of swearing.
Summary: When Itachi first joins Akatsuki, there's an "initiation ceremony" of sorts. One that involves alcohol. Lots, and lots, of alcohol. Strange things are said when one is drunk. Pity Kisame. Yeah. DRUNK!Itachi crack.

A/N: Okay. I don't know who all was in Akatsuki when Itachi joined. And I'm not even sure how old Itachi was when he joined. This is crack. Crack doesn't have to make sense.

“He’s your partner,” Deidara said with a shrug of his shoulders. “You take care of the problem, un.”

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I wrote out a few drabbles in attempt to break the yucky stagnation in my writing. Don't think it worked though. They're short. None over two hundred words, I don't think.

Enjoy.

( Home again; Naruto + Sasuke )
( Hold me; Kakashi x Sakura )
( Beautiful lies; Sasuke + Itachi )

Title: Drowning
Word Count: 747
Characters/Pairing: ItachiSasuke
Rating: Teen. As always.
Summary: Itachi's plans have always been well executed, and this one was no different. Itachi may have formed the idea, but Sasuke struck the blow that left him drowning. Mind-fuckery, as always.

Why was Itachi letting them touch him?

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Companion to "After Effect", which circles mainly around Sasuke. Brilliance, though, is an Itachi-centered fic.

Title: Brilliance
Word Count: 1,982
Rating: Thirteen and older.
Characters/Pairing: Definitely a twisted kind of Itachi/Sasuke. It could also be general Itachi.
Summary: They created the monster under the bed and all he had to do was play the part. When something is weak and sickly, it is destroyed - that is the way of nature. They are the sickness, and Itachi is the cure.

Author's note: In this fic, Itachi teeters on the edge of insanity and a frightening form of genius. That should tell you all you need to know. Things may be disjointed and confusing because of that, since I want to get across the mixture of both.

Soon, oh so soon, time was going to run out.

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Title: After Effect
Word Count: 2,285
Rating: Um. Thirteen and older, please.
Characters: There is some Itachi/Sasuke. Naruto is thrown in there too, but there’s nothing romantic. Well, not that Itachi/Sasuke is romantic either.
Summary: The second time Tsukiyomi is used on him, Sasuke finds that acting is harder, and faces tend to change.

Sometimes, the voices have names.

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I wrote this for a challenge at kakasaku, centering on the word “Need”.

Title: Sleepwalking
Word Count: 453
Characters/Pairings: KakashiSakura
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 for a naughty word or two.
Summary: When does ‘want’ become ‘need’?

Somewhere in-between worry, fear, and exasperation, ‘want’ had formed and turned into ‘need’, and need had birthed ‘love’.

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I wrote a general (and sad) Naruto fic the other day. In the lovely comments I was left, someone (mainly vogueanthem) poked me to write another Team 7 fic.

I considered it. I thought about it. And thus, this was born.

And here you go. A lovely oneshot, slightly cracked because it involves brooms, garbage bags and ramen cups.

Dedicated to: vogueanthem
Title: Spring Cleaning
Word Count: 1,266
Characters/Pairing: Team 7 (minus Kakashi), and if you look closely at the end you’ll see some Sasuke/Naruto.
Summary: As it becomes obvious that Naruto seems to be physically and mentally unable to care for his body and his home correctly, Sakura (and to a lesser degree Sasuke) step in to save the day with the help of cleaning supplies and good, wholesome foods.

( “Sakura-chan, you're not going to make me throw away my clothes, are you?” )

Title: The March of Time
Word Count: 1476
Rating: Eh, we’ll just put it at PG-11
Characters/Pairings: Team 7, but Sakura focused.
Summary: Sakura sees Naruto moving further and further away from her. Her thoughts and reflections on her ‘failure’ as a ninja, and her reaction when Kakashi finally brings Naruto and Sasuke home.

Naruto changed, slightly, with every passing day.

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On another note, and it's one that deserves its own post, nerdjournal is the win for introducing me to this place.

Some of my favorites:
Nekkid in heaven.
Crazy like a fox.


And, per request of amoebafive, I'm putting up the links to all of the Ouran High School Host Club episodes up here.

Appreciate it; it was a lot of work. ;D

(Note: I think, for one of the episodes at least, you need to have a Youtube account with the age set as 18 or above to access the video. Just a heads up. Oh, and let me know if any of the links, by chance, don't work.)

Clicking on a link will open a new window.

( All episodes, and episode names, and episode mini-descriptions, behind the cut. )
(All episodes linked. Descriptions, etc. will be coming out as I re-watch them. :D)

Okay.

Don't even ask.

I was up last night until about four in the morning. No real reason, just was. Whilst being up, I did much internet surfage. It was fun. It was sweet.

It resulted in my joining an Ouran High School Host Club fic community. With challenges. Sweeeeet.

Anyhow, I was lucky enough to join right when they had another challenge up.

The challenge word was 'family'.

How could this be perverted? Easily, if riza is involved!

Anyhow, here is my one-shot written in (seriously) fifteen minutes. It's cracked. It's twisted.

It's host club.

Title: Broken Illusion
Word count: 540
Genre: You could argue a slightly dark, if ironic, humor. But that’s probably just me.
Pairing: Hikaru/Haruhi/Kaoru a little ‘father’ on the sly.
Rating/Warnings: While there is a distinctly naughty theme, there's nothing graphic or overly sexual. In short: this shouldn't be too shocking to virgin eyes.
Summary: The perverse illusion of family was only exacerbated by the family ‘relations’.

( By the time Kaoru returned, almost all of the batter was gone from Haruhi’s skin, as was most of her clothing. )

Man.

I must be CRAY-zay.

But this is really, really fun.

See the original picture by Noacat here

( See my response )

We are the epitome of cool.